Cover Your Ears If You’re Prickly

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

After recent thoughts about interesting flavours of things (and the ones that aren’t locally available), I remembered the ultimate in peculiar flavours...

Picture: Child of the 1980s

Hedgehog flavoured potato chips. Or maybe that should be crisps, seeing as it’s such a quintessentially English idea.

The first time I came across these, I was quite concerned that they might be made with real, genuine hedgehogs (it was a long time ago, in (flimsy) defence of my gullibility). Although I’ve still never been able to bring myself to track down a packet and try them, just in case!

Walkers (who were responsible for the hedgehog crisps in the first place) are still trying out new ideas... Cajun squirrel was a hilarious thought. If only because somewhere, in the backwoods of the deep south, beside an alligator-infested swamp, somebody shot a varmint and thought of a tasty way to cook it...

Picture: FoodStuffFinds

And now they're at it again!

This might be the only hedgehog inspired thing I’d like to eat...

Picture: Ada and Darcy

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Making A Moose Call

Monday, August 9, 2010

One day, I will see a cafe or restaurant that I like the look of and, without further ado, go there. Straight away. Without passing go or dithering on the way. Until then, I will write lists of potential visits to be weighed up, pondered, turned around several times, looked forward to enough to build up a good head of anticipation (or steam, as the case may be), and then, only then, finally go there.

I've been wanting to visit the Moose General Store since April, when I came across it via The Unbearable Lightness Of Being Hungry (also the source of Sweetness, and so viewed as a highly reliable source of tasty distractions). So it's only taken a measly 3½ months to make it in. And it's not as though it was an expedition to get there, either.

Moose was worth waiting for. At a civillisedly late hour of a Sunday morning, it was bustling, but with a spare table just waiting to be swooped on. Most of the seating is outside so, while Moose may be waterproof (or maybe those antlers are also good as umbrellas), it might be best kept for a dry day. It was a folksy mix of furniture of varying shapes, sizes and heights - what this might lack in practicality, it made up for in a rustic and homely style. And that's before you see the menu...

Menus by Moose

Menus at Moose are to be found scattered through old children's books. With the aid of a table of contents, you flick through your Enid Blyton to various points in the book where food options await you. Deciding between the porridge (ooh... treacle...), the tea loaf, or a number of simple and indulgent sounding sandwiches was a challenge - thinking on an empty stomach always seems harder. In the end, it was the granola that won out - having heard about it being house-made* and available in a range of flavours (including a special of white chocolate), I was keen to give it a try.

Moose granola with yogurt and rhubarb compote. They also have very cute little tea glasses and milk bottles

The granola struck just the right balance between sweetness and virtuousness, and with yogurt and rhubarb compote mixed in, had a lovely fruity crunch with a tiny bit of squidge. Yum. The scrambled eggs looked good, and were pronounced very tasty by the other penguin.

Scrambled eggs with bacon

The laid back friendly feel at Moose, and the list of things to yet be tried out, mean it will definitely be going on the list of regular haunts for those irregular breakfasts. But don't try to turn round inside without making sure you've tucked your antlers in first.

What I'm really hanging out for, though, is the G&T marmalade. What a thought!

* They don't just make granola, folks... they also do jams - and they tweet...

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Lucy In The Sky With Armadillos

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Picture: Osoo on Etsy via Lo's List

It’s not just any old armadillo. It’s a beautiful, sparkly, decorated armadillo. A Sunday best kind of armadillo. The sort that can make you forget it all began with just a hedgehog and a tortoise and a lot of confusion*.

* Especially for the jaguar.

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Nouvelle Cuisine

Saturday, August 7, 2010

There's been another frenzied attack of the literalisms, following some pootline round on Tastespotting (such a great site, but as dangerous as grocery shopping when peckish). I came across this dish under the title "Quail in Muscatel"...

Picture: Food Gal

And a little thought crept out...

"I didn't know quails were that small... Oh. Right. I see..."

It does look tasty, though. Theoretically tasty, that is - quails are on the "too cute to eat" list. Mostly because I saw them in a pet shop long before I saw them on a menu.

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A Bucket List

Friday, August 6, 2010

Not that kind of a bucket list*. A list of things to get you through the latest burst of mad winter weather in Sydney. Bucketing down. Just for something different.

The print on this shower curtain would be perfect on an umbrella. Or perhaps you could just carry it above your head, with a stick at each corner - it might be more effective...

Picture: Urban Outfitters

Or you could opt for the regular sort... with ears...

Picture: Peters of Kensington

Or the canine version...

Picture: Kidorable

These boots, though, are just too good for words...

Picture: via This Next

(unfortunately, it looks like I'm not the only one who thought that, as they appear to have vanished into the void of unattainable things).

Then there are the preferable things for these sorts of days...

Picture: David Lebovitz on Flickr

Picture: House To Home

* If you have to make a list to make sure you fit all the things you want to into your life, you will have No Fun At All. And I should know. I practically wrote the book (or at least the list) on making too many lists. Lists of lists... Lists of lists of lists... Eep!

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Not A Goddess, Domestic Or Otherwise

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Flicking through recipe books can be a little like reading glossy magazines. So often, everything looks beautiful on first glance. But if you're looking for something specific (ways to cook salmon, things to use up yogurt, something without any ingredients that will require a foray down to the supermarket on a wet night when I Have To Cook Now...), it's a little like Goldilocks and her porridge*. Or, on rare occasions, everything looks fabulously delectable, and then I end up paralysed by choice and lack of available time to do it all at once. A smarter penguin might realise that fussiness and indecisiveness are not comfortable bed-fellows.

Nigella Lawson recipe books cause me particular anguish. Everything is begging to be cooked. Everything has that air of deceptive simplicity that I can just tell will leave me looking forlornly at some pitiful creation, rather than knowingly licking a wooden spoon with the air of a cat who has successfully baked the canary into a pie (and made the puff pastry itself).


This is where the food blogs come in. Having looked with curious interest at Nigella's coca cola cake quite some time ago, I came across an interpretation over on Grab Your Fork. Emboldened by the combination of making the recipe into cupcakes, and the promising looking pictures, I decided it would be just the thing for a coke-and-yum-cha-loving friend.

The results were were rather mixed, although the verdict was that they were tasty. The cakes themselves were light and springy-textured, and they reminded a little of a home-made version of a packet cake, but not in a bad way. The Coke gave them a taste I'd not encountered in a cake before, but was a little more subtle than I'd expected, and contributed as much to the consistency as to the flavour. The icing was rich and smooth but for me, and the other penguin, a little too much (I think I need to give up on trying to like buttercream other than as a filling in all but very occasional circumstances).


This was how they were made (recipe adapted from Grab Your Fork)
Cake
250g plain flour
185g sugar (I used a mixture of caster sugar and soft brown sugar)
1/2 tsp bicarbonate of soda
1 large (70g) egg
125g Greek yogurt (I used low fat, and it worked just fine)
1 tsp vanilla extract
125g butter (the usual butter / olive oil blend was used in my ones)
4 Tbsp cocoa powder
3/4 cup Coke
Icing
125g butter
250g icing sugar
1-2 Tbsp Coke

1. Preheat oven to 180°C (160°C for a fan forced oven**)
2. In a large mixing bowl, combine the sieved flour, sugar and bicarbonate of soda
3. In another mixing bowl or jug, combine the egg, yogurt and vanilla extract
4. In a saucepan, heat the butter, cocoa powder and Coke over a low heat until melted, and allow to cool slightly
5. Combine the melted Coke mixture with the dry ingredients and mix, then add the yogurt mixture and stir well
6. Spoon the cake mixture into cupcake cases in a muffin tray, filling each case to around 3/4 full. A single batch of this recipe makes around 12 to 15 cupcakes (depending on the size of the cases, and how full you make them)***
7. Bake cupcakes until golden brown and springy when lightly poked. A sharp knife inserted into a cupcake should come out clean. This should (if you don't have a temperamental Smeg) take around 15-20 minutes.
8. Make the icing by beating the butter until light and fluffy (a mixer comes in handy here), and then mixing in the icing sugar. Gradually add the Coke until you are happy with the taste and consistency
9. Wait for the cupcakes to cool down. Don't do as I did here, and fall at the final hurdle by icing still-warm cupcakes, as your icing will slither off in a bid for freedom, or take on an unappealing melted consistency. While this can be redeemed slightly by refrigerating the cupcakes, it is nowhere near as good as being patient in the first place. Yet more reasons why buttercream is a fidget...
10. Did I mention letting the cupcakes cool down. Maybe finish off the leftover Coke while you wait. Or lick the mixing bowl. But wait.
11. Ice your cupcakes, then feel like a domestic goddess, and lick the wooden spoon with the satisfied smile of somebody with infinitely more patience than a penguin

Helen of Grab Your Fork suggested adding Wizz Fizz to the top of the finished cupcakes. While I didn't do this, I think it would add a little bit of bite that might be a good counterpoint to all that buttercream. Or it might just add to the sugar overload potential. But it did sound appealing!


Next time I'm beset with a quite uncharacteristic zen-like mood, I might give Nigella another try. I think she deserves more time and attention than a distracted multi-tasking penguin tends to offer, so will keep my fingers crossed for the next foray. Maybe there's still time to be a domestic deity. For now, it's more like a domestic kitchen-sprite, I think...

* Don't get me started on porridge - getting that right is a whole other post by itself. Ooh, maybe I need a porridge week. Hmm... I might enjoy that, but I suspect I might be in a minority of one. Not that self-indulgence normally holds me back, mind you...
** For a temperamental Smeg, if you're unfortunate enough to also have one, the temperature is almost irrelevant, as nothing will bake consistently or for the specified time. All you can do in this case is watch them in a hawk-like fashion through the oven window, turn them regularly, and hope.
*** If, like me, you decide it might be a good idea to make a double batch so that there are (a) enough to put aside the funnier-looking ones and (b) some (not-funny-looking-ones) for the other penguin, you will end up with enough cupcakes to feed a gluttonous army, or utterly swamp a small-to-middling kitchen. Just in case you think it's a good plan...

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This Little Piglet

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

Perhaps it was the thoughts of yesterday's excesses. Perhaps it was just the random draw of the rabbit hole. But I think there is another reason these little escaped piglets have come to my attention...

Picture: Wild Life Prints on Etsy

If I was an escaped piglet, I think I would want to go on an Expedition... maybe to find something tasty to eat...

Picture: The Terrier and the Lobster

Or maybe two somethings...

Picture: Trissalicious

And a cup of tea to go with them...

Picture: Honey and Jam

Or just enjoy some good company and go for a little pootle...

Picture: E.H. Shepard via The Mookse and the Gripes

You could also combine your pigs and your tea cups... possibly ill-advisedly so...

Picture: Geoff Robinsons

Or you could simply bask in the sheer enjoyment of helping a piglet escape...

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From The Ridiculous To The Sublime: My Baby Shot Me Down

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

There are things that you reasonably expect will be Difficult To Find. Dodos, for example. An affordable terrace house in Paddington. Proper cupcakes. Then, there are other things that it just never occurs might be anything other than readily available...

Picture: Little Cabbage on Flickr. Dodos online are verging on a dime a dozen - but dodos this cute are much rarer.

Breakfast in Surry Hills is one of those things. In fact, you’d think finding breakfast in Surry Hills might be around the level of difficulty of shooting fish in a barrel. And yet.

I had a rare and much-anticipated Monday off work a couple of weeks ago while the trifle-eating cat’s parents were in town. And, while dinner options are often more limited on a Monday, the idea that this also applies to breakfast was most unexpected. People work, and want to get something tasty to eat on their way there. Especially on a Monday, to help cushion the blow of the start of the week.

There was a café that was also much-anticipated for breakfasting, and I’d been carefully saving it up for just such an occasion. And so, perky, hungry and raring to go, we presented ourselves at the door – thankfully it didn’t appear to be too busy... wonderful. Then. Then we were briskly informed that breakfast service had ended 20 minutes prior, and that the chef wasn’t disposed to accommodate extensions. On a Monday. A quiet Monday, with barely two other tables occupied. In a financial downturn. At a small café. Not run by, for instance, Heston Blumenthal. The waiter returned with our coffees and advised that, “in about five minutes the lunch menu would start”, and he’d be back to take our orders. We let him know, much more politely than we felt, that this wouldn’t be necessary. Then gulped our coffee and went.

Two phone calls later (in a bid to avert any further traipsing for unattainable breakfast), we galumphed up the road, and found breakfast salvation. Pieno, in the (relatively) new development on the corner of Crown and Campbell Streets, had breakfast. All day breakfast. And, very sensibly, also all day lunch. It also turned out to have lovely fluffy scrambled eggs, granola just the right side of superfluous sweetness, good coffee and friendly service. Phew!

Picture: Simon Food Favourites - who has always been to places I have yet to visit, with all sorts of helpful menu navigations!

Over breakfast, there was some debating about the wisdom of small cafés, without websites, turning away eager diners. While I can well appreciate that over-demanding customers and a litany of demands must try the patience of many a restaurateur, seeking breakfast while it’s still morning doesn’t exactly strike me as unreasonable. Certainly not as unreasonable as a place which actually has a period during the day where you can’t order any food. And, while I’m a little reluctant to give them any more what I feel is quite undeserved publicity, in the interests of helping anybody else avoid lacking breakfast, our day tried to begin at Bang Bang on Reservoir Street.

So how do food bloggers behave when they come across what they regard as poor service (or, for that matter, poor food)? Should the cheery demeanour of many blogs preclude reviews being written about disappointing visits? Is it important to above all, be honest, especially in the interest of those who read the blog? After all, for me, my favourite food bloggers are the place I start when looking for somewhere new to try out, to see what it might be like. If writing is so cautiously diplomatic through fear of offence (or worse) that it describes the place poorly, then this seems to defeat the point of writing about it. But neither is grumbling an enjoyable read, or fair on small businesses. This is something I’m definitely still thinking about...*

And, from a day that began badly, Monday turned into a day that ended so very well. There was dinner at Glebe Point Diner, which I’d been wanting to visit for well over a year. And it was worth waiting for, too... none of that feeling of having quietly incubated enthusiasm only to have grown a disappointment just waiting to be hatched.

Picture: Lemonade Land

The restaurant occupies an unobtrusive terrace on a quiet section of Glebe Point Road (at the risk of stating the obvious). The interior is restrained, without feeling cold or cavernous, and leans more towards a bistro feel than the name implies. The menu, which changes daily, had a number of promising options, but I was gladdened to hear there was a special of roast chicken – rumour had it this was a serious contender for one of the best roast chooks in Sydney. Rumour turned out to be quite right.

I began with goose liver pate – the first time in quite a while I’d seen goose, rather than the usual duck and chicken. It was luxuriant, creamy, and far easier to eat than something so rich has any right to be. It won the approval of the trifle-eating cat’s dad, who worked his way through even richer-looking nettle gnocchi with gorgonzola sauce.

And then the chicken. Oh, the chicken. An enormous mound of three cuts of roast chicken, looming on top of a moat of bread sauce. Poking under the chicken uncovered buttery Brussels sprouts with pancetta. It was so simple, so unhealthy and so utterly delicious. It would, I suspect, be comfortably shared between two. Especially if those two were trying to save some room for dessert.

Picture: Eat Show And Tell... this wasn't the exact same roast chicken dish as was served the evening we were there, but it gives a very good sense of it all the same. Big thanks, too, for a wonderful review which gave me a prod to finally go there!

The sort of gluttony that only special occasions can justify led to dessert. Not just any dessert. Chocolate pudding. With chocolate sauce. Which has evidently reduced me to short sentences, far too many capital letters and a great many insufficiently eloquent adjectives. The pudding was the sort that you might dream about crawling into on a murky day to hide from the real world. It was intensely chocolatey but with a spongey texture that meant I wasn’t left feeling as though I’d just eaten a candied hippopotamus.

So what prompted so much superlative gushing over a quiet Monday night dinner? Well, Glebe Point Diner is onto something that isn’t seen as much as might make sense – deceptively simple, unpretentious and thoroughly enjoyable food. And after a wobbly beginning to some days, that is appreciated even more...

* I think, for now, that the balance involves being judicious with any grumbling... not going looking to be difficult, but not being all unwarrantedly Pollyanna. And admitting to my own kitchen failings mightn't hurt, too.

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Serendipity Likes To Be Warm

Monday, August 2, 2010

One unexpected interesting thing is always good, and is a blog post waiting to happen (and waiting tends to be the operative word). Two unexpected interesting things, though, and the fatalism with which I view the rabbit hole starts to kick in*.

Picture: Birkiland via If It's Hip It's Here

It technically belong to the same family, I suspect, as that friend of infomercials and couch dwellers, the Snuggie. But this one has little patterns, and makes the wearer look a little bit like a marshmallow penguin in a patchwork quilt (and who could turn down an opportunity to look like that?). Or to do that to their small children...

Later the same day, a tigger-like friend sent me a link to these...

Picture: BluMoose
 
Warm, cosy, and with little moose patterns all over. So, now you can be slothful while embracing both your inner penguin and your inner moose**. But if you find you’ve adhered permanently to the sofa, don’t say I didn’t warn you!

* Three unexpected interesting things (now I’m just starting to sounds like the Count from Sesame Street), and over-excited penguin squeaking may ensue...
** There’s a combination that’ll give jackalopes a run for their money.

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Grab And Go

Sunday, August 1, 2010

There’s a trend at the moment for putting food into jars. That mightn’t seem like such a surprising thought – except that it’s food like cupcakes. And puddings. And other desserts.

Picture: Beantown Baker

I’m not sure whether it’s to show the layers of things better (this would be good with a trifle, perhaps – although almost anything is good with a trifle...), or for portability, or both. Either way, it seems to translate to some foods better than others – call me old-fashioned, but I don’t know that squashed-looking cupcakes are a bandwagon I want to climb onto, portable or not*. Because they may look beautiful to begin with... but then you have to put the lid on...

Picture: Andy Sprite on Etsy

Picture: My Cakies

Picture: Joy The Baker

Picture: Not Martha

Picture: Make Grow Gather

This one makes a bit more sense (but maybe that's because it's not more photogenic without the jar)...

Picture: The Kitchn

Although the idea does start to sound a bit more appealing as a way of sending the latest baking down to the trifle-eating cat's parents. It's a bit too tin-fresh cocoa to take off, though, I reckon. What do you think - is this just a brief blip in the food blog world, or could it catch on?

* On reflection, all bandwagons would probably be considered portable. But that wasn’t quite what I meant!

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