If You Can't Have Tea With The Queen

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Many distracting things can be found on Tastespotting*. I didn’t expect one of those interesting things to be a penguin, though. And not just any penguin... this one actually dunks your teabag in your tea for you. For the proper amount of time (a punctual penguin – just imagine).


Picture: via Around Britain With A Paunch

Much as I love the idea, I suspect it would be entirely wasted on the likes of me who make their tea by showing a mug of boiling water a teabag for the briefest of moments**. Unless that penguin moves quicker than his waddling cousins!

* It’s my new version of Flickr, but with fewer random happy snaps and bits-you-don’t-want, and lots of links to undiscovered blogs.
** Or come over all tea-snob and actually bother to use loose leaf. Always seems so much more effortful than it actually is. Maybe I need a penguin who actually makes the tea for me...

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Don’t Shoot The Chef – Please!

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

If physicians are supposed to heal themselves*... are cooks supposed to cook themselves?

Picture: Robin Jolin on Flickr

This causes me concern every time I reach for the mandolin. Or, on especially uncoordinated days, even the grater. Ow!

Maybe the concept has more to do with the cooks cooking for others, for general relaxation, for their blogs and for all kinds of other reasons. And then eating something on toast. Or is that just me?

* Or thyselves, as the case may be.

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Pavlovian Thoughts

Monday, July 19, 2010

Diswrappointment – the feeling you have when an enticing rustle turns
out to be a mundane package of something not intended to be eaten


Which is entirely different from...

Entwrapment – getting caught eating something you shouldn’t have,
because of the tell-tale noise from opening the packaging


Hey you! Yes, you sneaking up on the lemon curd with a teaspoon and a furtive expression! Step away from the refrigerator!

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Christmas In July

Sunday, July 18, 2010

Picture: Life Love Paper on Flickr

Can you wear red and green together without looking like a Christmas tree? I'd never thought so. Then, I came across a (relatively) recent post by Decor8 which gave pause for thought.

When venturing away from black, I tend to gravitate towards seafoam green (mostly in summer) and red (the rest of the time). But it had never ocurred to me to try and wear the two colours together*. These wallets combine red and seafoam green to great effect... unusual patterns, clean lines, and an interesting vintage feel...

Pictures: All of the above are by Dear Sukie on Etsy

Maybe if I tried this approach, I could double my wardrobe options...?**

* Much as I love pictures of people in fabulous colour combinations where the unexpected inclusion of a particular shade makes the whole thing just work, I tend to go for the lower risk approach of not wearing more than three colours at once in case I look like a paint pot...
** Love the justifications that start to emerge in the pursuit of shopping!

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Tell Me About It

Saturday, July 17, 2010

There are added benefits to reading out loud beyond getting to do silly voices. Sometimes, reading out loud means you get the point of something that otherwise might be a lot less obvious in print.

This one doesn’t need to be read out loud to avoid being missed, but it is all about the accent...

Picture: Mystery Foxes on Flickr*

And I really should have posted this back on Canada Day, but that would be to presume organisational abilities that are just not penguin-like at all!

Sometimes, when you don’t think of the other way of looking at wording until after you’ve read it the “normal” way, it suddenly makes a whole lot more sense (less the penny dropping that the entire piggy bank...).


* With a name like that, how could it not be good?

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Doughnut Niches (Not Quiches)

Friday, July 16, 2010

There have been all sorts of tasty-looking doughnut recipes online lately and, while I was keen to try making them, I was much less eager about the idea of deep-frying at home. Both the potential slippery slope of eating if I tried and succeeded, and the burnt fingers (or worse) if I tried and failed*. And then I came across a donut niche (or should that be a donut hole?) of baked doughnuts, doughnut muffins and doughnut cakes... burnt fingers averted!

Prompted by the opportunity to share them with the llama-loving friend, an early start was made, as were muffins...


The recipe I used was from Kathleen at Downtown Bakery via Fine Cooking, and this was the recipe...

12 oz (24 Tbs) unsalted butter, warmed to room temperature
1-3/4 cups sugar
4 large eggs
1 lb 11 oz. (6 cups) all-purpose flour
1 Tbs plus 2 tsp baking powder
1/2 tsp baking soda
1-3/4 tsp salt
1 tsp ground nutmeg
1-2/3 cups milk
1/4 cup buttermilk
For the coating
8 oz (16 Tbs) unsalted butter; more as needed (I used much less than this, and while they tasted good, the sugar didn't stick as much as it could've. But this isn't Masterchef. There are limits on how much butter should be involved in some recipes)
2 cups sugar
2 Tbs ground cinnamon

Put a rack in the middle of the oven and heat the oven to 350°F.
In a stand mixer or a large bowl, cream the butter and sugar. Beat in the eggs, one at a time, until just mixed in.
Sift together the flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, and nutmeg.
Combine the milk and buttermilk.
With a wooden spoon, mix a quarter of the dry ingredients into the butter mixture. Then mix in a third of the milk mixture. Continue mixing in the remaining dry and wet ingredients alternately, ending with the dry. Mix until well combined and smooth, but don't over mix.
Grease and flour a standard-size muffin pan. Scoop enough batter into each tin so that the top of the batter is even with the rim of the cup, about 1/2 cup. Bake the muffins until firm to the touch, around 30 to 35 minutes**.
Melt the butter for the dipping mixture. Combine the sugar and cinnamon.
When the muffins are just cool enough to handle, remove them from the pan, dip them into or brush them all over with the melted butter, and then roll them in the cinnamon sugar.


The finished muffins definitely had a good resemblance to doughnuts, and had a lighter texture than I'd imagined (there had been a bit of a concern that a baked doughnut would effectively resemble a stale normal doughnut - not at all the case, thankfully!).

Although, the next time I feel a doughnut craving coming on, I'd be tempted to try something with a filling in them. Maybe these. Or maybe it could be a good use for trying out creme patissiere...

* Eternally optimistic, this penguin!
** Less if you have the evil, temperamental Smeg.

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Can’t Turn Down Waffling

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Sometimes, it seems that when an event is sufficiently organised to warrant (or should that be justify) sending out (gasp!) paper invitations, people come over all proper-like. They start using etiquette and requesting the pleasure of your company and being elegant*.

Which is why I loved this**...

Picture: Frantic Meerkat on Etsy

It looks so bacchanalian. So high-spirited (and other beverages, no doubt...). So fun and silly. Woo hoo!

Picture: Grab Your Fork

It also introduced me to the delights of Frantic Meerkat (the Etsy shop from whence it comes), which has all sorts of interesting little distractions. Lots of them involve funny wording and assorted animals. Did I mention woo hoo yet?

* Although if they are inspired by Masterchef, they may well come over all ullagent instead!
** Recently discovered from the Etsy newsletter, source of all sorts of interesting miscellanea.

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Breakfast With A Llama

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

A little while ago now, there was breakfast with a certain llama-loving friend. Breakfast at quite an inappropriately early hour of the morning (my fault), having risen even earlier to do some baking (also my fault, and more on that tomorrow - the baking, that is, not the culpability).

And, after procrastinating in putting up photos of both breakfast and baking, I came across this...

Picture: One Drawing Each Day on Etsy

In this case, there was perhaps a little lacking by way of alertness given the early hour... But there was an abundance of both good conversation, and good breakfast. And there was (figuratively, at least) a llama!

The breakfast was from my ever-reliable local, First Drop in East Redfern...


Singing llamas may make it good, but breakfasting llamas make it better!

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Round The Horn

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Now the World Cup’s over, what are we going to do with all those vuvuzelas?

Picture: Drywell on Etsy

- Pot plant stands
- Umbrella covers
- Flower vases
- Carrying rolled up newspapers
- Marking out roadworks and hazardous areas
- Unblocking the sink (or worse)
- Funnels for very tall wine decanters
- A change for primary school children from playing the recorder
- Waking up sleeping penguins

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Art Or Oktoberfest?

Monday, July 12, 2010

It's not a squirrel with a stein of beer... it's art...

Picture: Meret Oppenheim's Squirrel at the NGA

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